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plus Juan

n. Extra person included on a Mexican wedding invitation.

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Have you met Kara? She’s my plus Juan tonight.

En tus suenos gringo.
by gnostic3 November 7, 2022
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Juan

Juan is a daddy and sexy, he is someone who is also funny and a cutie.
Wow Juan is so cool
by Afloatlist38 December 19, 2018
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Juan

Short Man who’s bad at Smash
N:Juan is a good person.
D: Haha Good One!
by DoSeyWasTaken September 9, 2020
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juan

juan is a boy that is obsessed with his ex girlfriend that cheated on him and he will do anything to get her back. he even got with another girl and then broke up with her to get back at her💀
juan: i really miss her man

his friend: stop your gonna get hurt again
by loverboy0920 February 19, 2023
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Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone
Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"
by Ragu God October 16, 2022
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Juan

A jackass who likes using the word trash alot even though he is the very definition of the word.
J:Hey are you friends with Juan? F: No hes a jackass. J: yeah fuck him
by Johsndi December 25, 2018
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Juan is an amazing person that has the biggest heart, has a love for music, animals, and children. He is the best future baby daddy and husband. He loves when you cook for him, cuddle him, and joke around with him, as well as laugh at his jokes. He loves to feel loved and listened to, and he will love you with all his heart and be very protective over you if you give him your love and understanding. Juan will always spread good and has an amazing and unique way of doing it through music that really pulls you in. He has a huge love for God and won’t be shy to talk to you about his love for him. He’s just an all around amazing, or like he likes to say, “standup- guy” and he deserves the whole world. He likes to sometimes be called rose, daddy, or gigachad.
Is that Juan? Yes, thats’s Juan my future husband.
by Juans_Wifey December 14, 2021
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