A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.
by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019
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by jordanzgirl June 26, 2019
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Girl1:omg did you see that guy Jordan oooo so hot
Girl2: ya but he has a girlfriend
Girl1:that’s shit bro
Girl2:I know aye
Girl2: ya but he has a girlfriend
Girl1:that’s shit bro
Girl2:I know aye
by Fuck off bro July 2, 2019
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Girl #1: hey gorl aren’t you dating that hottie jordan
Girl#2: nahh thAt nigga was cheatin the whole 8 months we were dating so I broke up wit him .
Girl#2: nahh thAt nigga was cheatin the whole 8 months we were dating so I broke up wit him .
by Hot tamale 123 July 10, 2019
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