Jordan 

A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.

Rebecca: ew who is that turd
Her friend: lol thats the dumb head named Jordan

Jordan by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019

Jordan 

a (vegan)

He: is that A vegan
BOb: Yes he is a vegan and a Jordan

Jordan by Dracgo458 June 19, 2019

Jordan 

This Nigga Gets More Pussy than you Ever will

That Nigga Jordan Hot As Fuck, Im Tryna Have A ThreeSome on god...

Jordan by TayNoodlez On IG June 23, 2019

Jordan 

Jordan’s are AMAZING people and are the best boyfriends. He is cute, funny, smart, and knows how to make a girl smile. He’s a bad singer but tries to be funny about it. Jordan’s can get an attitude sometimes but, if your his true friend he’ll forgive you. Jordan’s are very kind but are not afraid to throw punches. He will do anything he can to help out and will without a doubt fight for the ones he love. If your in a relationship with a Jordan, then your honestly the luckiest person alive. Jordan is an amazing person overall!

Dudette 1: Oh who’s that cute boy over there?
Dudette 2: Oh that’s Jordan!

Jordan by jordanzgirl June 26, 2019

Jordan 

Jordan is a boy just like no other. But don’t get me wrong if he is angry at somthing he won’t wait for a first punch. Jordan’s are funny,caring,stupid and cute alit of girls like him Jordan’s like girls who he can get along with and who he has things in common with Jordan’s are often the first to get there and the last to leave they are like night owls up in the night asleep in the day Jordan’s often like girls for long periods of time and a like turns into a love don’t break Jordan’s ❤️ Bc trust me you will pay

Girl1:omg did you see that guy Jordan oooo so hot
Girl2: ya but he has a girlfriend

Girl1:that’s shit bro

Girl2:I know aye

Jordan by Fuck off bro July 2, 2019

Jordan 

Jordan’s suck never date them they WILL cheat on you and they will deny it even tho they know you know they are lying they will always give a a stupid excuse whenever they make you mad you can call them whordan tho so that’s cool I but still never date one they will brake your heart

Girl #1: hey gorl aren’t you dating that hottie jordan

Girl#2: nahh thAt nigga was cheatin the whole 8 months we were dating so I broke up wit him .

Jordan by Hot tamale 123 July 10, 2019

jordan 

BIG FAT STROKEY NONCE

boy- “hey did you hear about that girl in her twenties who shagged a 15 year old?”
boy 2- “oh jordan? heard she has a fetish for minors”

jordan by s060117s July 18, 2019