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you‘ll love a jona. she‘s super nice to everyone and is so pretty but doesn‘t know it. she has such a big heart and will help you in any situation. if you have a jona in your life, don‘t let her go.
woah, jona‘s so pretty, shame she doesn‘t know it
by super.cali.fragi.listic January 11, 2022
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Jonas Kr.

of course you are a social worker, and maybe not able to see that much more in yourself. Let me help you with that! You used to be tender - in like every part of life - how you treat plants, how you care about arkward people, the way you cook, the way you smoke, and how you saved me - by just beeing kind and thoughtful and attentive ! I'll allways be greatful for that - actually in a very sensitive way - at least since were get pretty close - i'll also thank you for that -
great guy, great performance - and maybe no one saw me in the way you saw me - because I trusted you that much, so I could just be myself - well .. I just want you to know, that even if it doesn't ever really exist, and never could have been or should have been- you are one these guys - that are never replaceble - and I enjoyd, like every second with you - and nothing makes me prouder than you listening to my childhood "traumas" - than you listening me - and the chance to share that with you ... all I could ever wish for, since I get to know you, is to get to know you as god as you seem to know me from the very first second

thank you every day - and wish you so much more than luck !
are you doing the dishes again, Jonas Kr.?

Jonas Kr.:"can you take of the laundry, roomate ...." - just slightly annoyed
by talkingj March 16, 2025
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Jonas

Tall, very tall. Uncreative. Big feet. Wishes he could fly. Has an afro the size of Texas. Good personality with a big heart. Sometimes funny. Most Jonas' are good guys. But they can also be Jonasty.
Hey look! There's a Jonas.
by Un creativo hombre April 22, 2017
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Jonas

Jonas is always a nice friend. He is perfect, nice, rich, and reliable. He’s the best kind of friend you can have.
Jonas has a big Cock

Who is the handsome one over there? It’s jonas!

Is Jonas perfect? Yes!
by urbanes dikitonary November 23, 2021
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Jonas

Pølsebrød/Sausagebread
Let me put my sausage in my Jonas
by Gjøran69420 October 4, 2022
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Jonas

An idiot who does not know anything, possibly the dumbest person in a certain country, mainly in southeast Asia.
Jonas, so rare I could turn dumb!
by Shit dog man April 6, 2020
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jonas ballandies

oi suka blyat jonas ballandies suk dix nahui
by ezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz March 22, 2017
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