When two Jewish men get together and one of the jews performs anal sex on the other jew, that jew then spluges his creamy goo inside of the other jew, lucks it out and spits it in his face.
by Jizzstain1234 May 16, 2018
Get the Jewish Cumblastermug. when u got like a fuck ton of money you think you're a zionist cooperation
im taking billions trillions and some millions
im taking billions trillions and some millions
by werykul November 23, 2024
Get the jewish moneymug. by TaeBigg June 16, 2025
Get the Jewish Turtleneckmug. A Jewish Mami is that rare mix of tradition and rebellion — a good old Jewish girl raised in a conservative upbringing, but forever vibing with the Latino cause. She’s whip-smart, artistic, and endlessly creative, yet also down to smoke a joint with you under a flickering streetlamp at 2 a.m.
A Jewish Mami has a style all her own, but she’ll throw on a leather biker jacket without hesitation when she rides with a one-percenter. She only drinks the finest whiskey, eats only the best cuts of meat (A5 Wagyu or nothing), and carries herself with quiet confidence. She’s hot, she knows it — but she’ll never admit it.
She’s equal parts elegance and edge, brains and beauty, tradition and rebellion.
A Jewish Mami has a style all her own, but she’ll throw on a leather biker jacket without hesitation when she rides with a one-percenter. She only drinks the finest whiskey, eats only the best cuts of meat (A5 Wagyu or nothing), and carries herself with quiet confidence. She’s hot, she knows it — but she’ll never admit it.
She’s equal parts elegance and edge, brains and beauty, tradition and rebellion.
“Bro, she just rolled up on a Harley in a black leather jacket, quoting Henry MIller while passing me a blunt… straight Jewish Mami vibes.”
by Sharp_Dani August 27, 2025
Get the Jewish Mamimug. The worst possible ethnicity combo, you have the 3 ugliest ethnicities of all, and if you have kids with anyone, your kids gene pool is fucked, and will come out of the womb short ash, with a big ass forehead, and you might as well do an abortion.
That kid is Somali and Indian and Jewish, bro has to wear a Jew hat, is a stinky scammer and is a Somali with a massive forehead all at once
by MoBambaspoop December 15, 2024
Get the Somali and Indian and Jewishmug. by tolietfart May 1, 2024
Get the jewish tunnelmug. by idiot.com March 18, 2021
Get the Jewish Nigeriamug.