Jeremy

Jeremy is a boy who you think is nice at first, but then when y’all break up he is a piece of crap :) Jeremy tells you that he loves you, and that he wants to spend the rest of his life with you. But, previously he has told that to other girls too. When you date him, he likes someone else other than you and gets closer to another girl, and tells you that the girl is like his sister. And then, you get mixed feelings about it. So you ask him, and he gets mad at you and tells you that’s not true, and you shouldn’t be assuming things. But you still take him back anyway. And then, the girl gives you tips about you relationship and starts acting nice out of nowhere. But then, Jeremy doesn’t text you as much as he texts her. Jeremy waits with you after school, but then one day he leaves and you go to his Instagram dm’s and see that this girl has poured her heart out to him, and he tells her that he didn’t feel like you and him were a couple, but instead he felt like he was with her and he wanted to kiss her. And then, he texts you “hi babe” and you already know he is full of crap. And he says “can we talk” and you say “yeah” and he says “I’m sorry” and then you say nothing and he continues “I’m too good for you” and you just have to sit there and cry, and every time your family brings him up you can’t get over him. And then you find out, he has liked this girl your whole relationship. Should’ve known that from the start when he would wear her hair ties and hoodies.
Jeremy just broke up with me 😭”
“Well that’s just jeremy, he’s a player
by uwu please June 20, 2019
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Named after the last known Pegasus, Jeremy had a three foot penis and swooped down on his surrounding villages to impregnate all the local woman.

The men of these villages were then forced out by the woman for not being adequate.
Some say you can still hear the echos in the hills of these woman calling out for the majestic Pegasus “JEREMY!”
Oh Jeremy, it’s so big!
by Dr Jimothy Johnson September 08, 2021
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"Jeremy? oh... ya he's...he's a-a peanut
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16yo Valorant grinder who brags about his rank and the egirls he "pulls." Most definitely a pedophile and a degenerate who a normal person would regard as an emo freak
Alex: "Yo, you know that kid Jeremy?"
Zach: "Yeah, you mean that weird kid who edates some femboy named Tammi-Lynn?"
Alex: "Yep"
by pastuhguy August 08, 2022
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A moron that like sucks perunian dicks.
He is so an Jeremy.
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A rich kid on the block that acts like he has no money whatsoever . Always coming through with them club turkey sandwiches and little sprouts like we don’t know he a trust fund kid handing out snacks.
Did you see Jeremy after school today?
Nah, but he did give me a hAAGEN daz bar during lunch today
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Jeremy is a loyal soul and would be they for you no matter what. But when is mad he can be very abusive and block you from your socials...J+S are soulmates and will have multiple kids and be married forever..
girl 1- omg i wish Jeremy could like me
girl 2- he will your name starts with S
by serenityj057 May 31, 2022
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