Jonas

A very intelligent person, probably one of the smartest persons on earth.

He's got a huge cock - 2 meters

OH damn, you are Jonas!

by HugeAutism March 21, 2017

jonas ballandies

faggot in suka language

oi suka blyat jonas ballandies suk dix nahui

by ezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz March 22, 2017

Jonas

Tall, very tall. Uncreative. Big feet. Wishes he could fly. Has an afro the size of Texas. Good personality with a big heart. Sometimes funny. Most Jonas' are good guys. But they can also be Jonasty.

Hey look! There's a Jonas.

by Un creativo hombre April 22, 2017

jonas jonathan gustaffson

Little asscrack with chicken breast's.

Bro you are such a jonas jonathan gustaffson

by YABOYLUKAAAS April 24, 2017

Jonas

A perfect husband but just a bit homosexual. Jonas likes cock and is not afraid to tell anyone.

Him: Fuck me Daddy Jonas!
Jonas: Nah fam not til marrige *dab*
Her: DONT STEAL MY JONAS!

by Moder Maria May 30, 2017

Jona

Amezingly best girl

"Jona is a greatest girl"

by pseudojopseudo November 8, 2017

jonas mester

Jonas Mester is a glorious turnip and drug selling lovely boy. He is also described as the messias of Lithuania

Omg here is the great jonas Mester!

by ABC boy November 24, 2017