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Jewish Turtleneck

Another name for a large neck cast, often worn after a crash in which the neck has been injured
Dave had a nasty fall, I heard he has to wear a Jewish turtleneck for the rest of the month!
by Shaolin Dave June 13, 2025
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Jewish Nigeria

Nigeria but the main religion is Jewish.
"Ayo wanna move to Jewish Nigeria?"

"Sure."
by idiot.com March 18, 2021
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Jewish Mami

A Jewish Mami is that rare mix of tradition and rebellion — a good old Jewish girl raised in a conservative upbringing, but forever vibing with the Latino cause. She’s whip-smart, artistic, and endlessly creative, yet also down to smoke a joint with you under a flickering streetlamp at 2 a.m.

A Jewish Mami has a style all her own, but she’ll throw on a leather biker jacket without hesitation when she rides with a one-percenter. She only drinks the finest whiskey, eats only the best cuts of meat (A5 Wagyu or nothing), and carries herself with quiet confidence. She’s hot, she knows it — but she’ll never admit it.

She’s equal parts elegance and edge, brains and beauty, tradition and rebellion.
“Bro, she just rolled up on a Harley in a black leather jacket, quoting Henry MIller while passing me a blunt… straight Jewish Mami vibes.”
by Sharp_Dani August 27, 2025
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jewish tunnel

The act of sticking coins in someone’s prostate then cumming on the coins in the prostate
Hey babe can we do the jewish tunnel tonight i got the coins
by tolietfart May 1, 2024
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Jewish kiss

When a Jewish rabbi circumcises a baby by sucking his foreskin off
I had to bring my baby to the synagogue for his Jewish kiss this week
by Autistic fellow December 13, 2024
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jewish hibernation

The act of sleeping all day on a holiday you don't celebrate.
David Goldmanbergstein: "I'm going into Jewish hibernation because all my friends are with their family's for Christmas."
by Aiden Schwartz April 3, 2016
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Jewish Hitler

Hitler was actually jewish. Jewsih hitler
Bro: Jewish Hitler pooped in 1942
by AMOGUS445 June 5, 2025
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