Jared S

Fuck up, ugly piece of shit

The biggest mistake in the world is knowing Jared S.

by Pussyeater96 September 10, 2018

Jared

Is 19 and still can't fucking read and is probably looking at this definition squinting his eyes

Help I can't read ok Jared

by Fact Teller 67 February 16, 2020

Jared

The type of fuck boy that stares at girl's tits when walking with his significant other

Yo that boy being a Jared.

by UnfortunatelyThatsFunny July 21, 2023

Jared

A guy who isn’t the best looking but makes up for it in other ways. He is trustworthy, fun to flirt with, the best person to make boring classes fun. Overall someone who makes you overall happy!

Jared made my day during math!

by JuliaO October 13, 2018

Jared

Jared is mainly a name of a male
He is cute, funny, full of energy, klutzy, and has great hair! Jared is nice and not afraid to give his opinion, he will stand up for those he loves and doesn't take ANY shit!

Girl 1:who is that?
Guy 1: thats jared.

Girl 2: hes soooo hot!!

by mhbish November 22, 2019

Jared Leto

To kill a franchise

It was doing so well but they Jared Leto'd it.

by Zed524632 October 14, 2025

Taking a Jared

A 10-12 minute break consisting of a red bull and a cigarette.

“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”

“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”

by 3little3series November 5, 2020