desert island artist

Albums by a single artist which you would be okay with being stranded on a desert island with. See Good Music.

"My desert island artist is totally David Bowie."

by Anikat May 21, 2008

Westport Island

1. Island in south-east Maine really dang close to the border. Wicked scenery, ten miles long, one mile wide, solitary gas station with fraggin' expensive coffee filters if you run out on Christmas Day. That and a firehouse. Not much else, really.

That last town we went through was so small it coulda been Westport Island.

by Mainer in Exile January 12, 2009

long Island Bonesaw

Bringing a prositiute to your beach house

scotts plan for a "Long Island Bonesaw," was derailed by a police investigation.

by hoss geller September 10, 2011

long island clam chowder

When a guy blows a load in a girls dirty pussy and then lets it crust up before eating her out

Jon was hungry from banging Kelly so he had some long island clam chowder from her discolored box

by primo box April 17, 2014

Long Island Cheesecake

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.

Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.

by ZanderBayCA July 5, 2014

Fire Island Deluxe

A variation of the Long Island Special where the wax technician waxes the asshole with one hand and jacks off the recipient with the other.

I usually get a Long Island Special, but I'd totally be down for a good handy. How about a Fire Island Deluxe?

by Barran301 September 14, 2016

coney island brown shark

A floating poop.

He didn’t get out of the water to go to the bathroom and suddenly a Coney Island Brown Shark appeared.

by Matty RockaWave July 25, 2019