Pros only

A phrase that is unintentionally ironic and uttered by an insecure male after performing an action that is anything but professional or noteworthy

"Bro, I just bought some skim milk and skittles at the grocery store...pros only"

by Jaybone69 February 1, 2015

Only Fans model

A worthless member of society who makes money off of other worthless members of society usually by revealing parts of their bodies that are normally kept private.

That Only Fans model is a whore

by BlackHawk563 January 19, 2024

Dig Only

Statement made by people who are only willing to race from a dead-stop.

Frequently used as a cop-out by a person unwilling to to roll-race, as their car/truck is too slow for wheelspin, and their only hope of winning is in the first 100 feet.

"Nah bro. I won't do roll races. Dig only."

"Lmao ofc you wanna roll race.. Why not take a dig. But I ain't racing for money. I race for fun.. I aint that damn stupid."

by Bert McKrackin May 21, 2020

Progressives only care about Jews

Hear me out...

Hym "Name one quality the people they advocate for have... That they do not share with the Jews. Ethnic Minority? Check. Immigrant? Check. Historically a political under-class? Check. Victims of genocide? Check. Progressives only care about jews. Their defense of other special interest groups serves only as proxy for jew defense. Didn't I say that that was how empathy actually works? You only 'empathize' (meaning understand what a person thinks or feel without them telling you and responding with the appropriate response) with people who act as a proxy for the self IN DIRECT PROPORTIONS and to the extent the other people act as a proxy to the self. That is why they are so obsessed with empathy but that doesn't stop them from only doing it selecting and in a way that is (ultimately) egocentric."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

National Only Speak Polish

To enlighten to polish in you, we encourage you only speak polish November 4. To respect the great culture that polish has and honor your ancestors.

"Dzień dobry panie Lain" (good morning mr lain)
"what are you even saying?"
"To narodowe tylko po polsku!" (its national only speak polish day!)
"ooooh wow soooo cool"

by riddlingriddler November 1, 2021

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level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Okay son, can you please stop smoking pure colombian heroin?

by kisuuuuuu January 2, 2024

It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.

Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023