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Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill.

Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television.

Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac’s mom heard a voice from above.
“Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved.”

“I will do my best to save him, my Lord,” Isaac’s mother replied, rushing into Isaac’s room, removing all that was evil from his life.

Again the voice called to her, "Isaac’s soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins."

“I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in thee,” Isaac’s mother replied, as she locked Isaac in his room, away from the evils of the world.

One last time, Isaac’s mom heard the voice of God calling to her.

“You've done as I've asked, but I still question your devotion to me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you."

"Yes Lord, anything!” Isaac’s mother begged.

"To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life, as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else."

"Yes Lord", she replied, grabbing a butcher’s knife from the kitchen.

Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear.

Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trap door to the basement hidden under his rug.

Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch, just as his mother burst through his door, and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.
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Isaac

Every bitch says “oh look it’s isaac the sexiest Nigga ever they wanna give him some sloppy toppy every time they see him and all the bitches want him
by 420 low June 14, 2022
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Isaac

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Isaac

A literal dumbass that sucks at Cod and is the big gay
Isaac is the big suck
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Isaac

for some reason, all the girls like him, but they really shouldn't because he looks like a pile of hore shit. Other than that hes a decent person to talk to if all your friends abandon you, only then. he is the last resort.
ew, thats an Isaac
by Orange_Banana256 October 6, 2020
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Isaac effect

A effect where one begins to experience seeing Reeses peanut buttercups displays chronically for the next two hours after mentioning the name Isaac
“Yeah I don’t think I’ve met a real person named Isaac”

“That’s such a shit name”

“Is that three Reese’s displays right next to each other?”

“Yeah, that’s the Isaac effect”
by Juliette_ November 28, 2023
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Isaac

Isaac is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. He’s sweet, loving, funny, extremely cute and adorable, handsome, smart, and kind. There are not enough words in the dictionary to describe how perfect Isaac is, but those words will give you an idea, even though they barely scratch the surface. He is the best friend that you could ever ask for. He will make your whole life better. If you happen to meet an Isaac, just know that you have been blessed. If you are lucky enough to date an Isaac, never let him go. He is honestly the best person that you could date. He is understanding, and helpful if you have problems. He makes you feel better when you are sad. He is just genuinely the best person you will ever meet. You don’t want to ever lose him. Your life will feel dull and boring without Isaac.
Them: Hey, I met the perfectest guy ever!
Me: Was his name Isaac?
Them: Yes!
by Hellllo sunsssshineee June 13, 2019
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