exploding Kushner head

An out-of-the-blue fantasy many have had while looking at Jared Kushner’s strangely expressionless face on TV.

The camera zoomed in to catch him blink as he was standing next to his father-in-law, when the unexpected image of “exploding Kushner head” entered my mind.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020

Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.

Aclamationable (adj)-
Making shit up.

Aclamations (v)-
Makes shit up.

Burgeon (v)-
To, *inhale* one who burgeons, in the fieeeld. One who, likes to burgeon, themselves. To, *pause* burgeon, shush. Burgeon...

“Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.” is a wonderful show that doesn’t exist.

by I just want to make cups January 20, 2021

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)

An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.

After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).

by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

Shit Head

An absolute asshat that you can't deal with. A fuckin pain. A real fuck face. The worst asshole mc piss pants you can imagine.

Jaron Lawrence was being a real shit head to Troy Harwell over PlayStation 4™️ just because he plays games more than him and gets mad when Troy Harwell messes around a tiny bit and fucks him in the ass making him the biggest shit head around

by TroyRex1066 February 21, 2019

glowing E.T. heart

When a bowl, waterfall, or gravity bong is sufficiently rolling and resembles the glowing heart of E.T

I couldn't help but smile as I watched the water run from my waterfall creating a beautiful glowing E.T. heart

by shwave dave May 4, 2010

Gacha heat

The thing that ruined the gacha life community

only a small part of the community makes gacha heat though. Mostly 10 year olds (or any other young aged children) will make it

Gacha heat can be on YouTube, Reddit, Instagram, Facebook, tiktok etc.

Gacha heat contains a lot of disturbing, cringy and misleading information about.. well everything from genders to looks

“sToP hAtiNG gAChA heAT ItS jUsT a ViDeO” - gacha heat kid

by -Writer unknown- January 14, 2021

heartbroken

When that one guy, who you held so dear, breaks your heart. Your heart falls into your stomach and feel as if its going to come out of your mouth; you feel as if nothing will ever be the same and how you could just go back in time and correct things. But you can't. And you will get over it, it just takes time. A lot of time and ice cream.

I was heartbroken when he told me that he still had feelings for his ex and was just using me to get over her.

by ahh it's lily March 20, 2008