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Halo

1. God's greatest gift to mankind.
2. The best First-Person Shooter ever created.
Hey, dude, have you heard about that new game? It's so Halo.
by Photon Blade November 14, 2003
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halo 2

A game in which guys who have no life spend hours killing one another.
My boyfriend was supposed to pick me up for our date 3 hours ago! He's probably playing that game Halo 2!
by Angry Jess March 2, 2005
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Halo

When combined with beer, hours of Halo can result in substantial weight gain.
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Halo twosis

When you pull an all-nighter of Halo two online and forget to brush your teeth, resulting in bad horrible breath.

Can also be used with halo 3 if you have an X-box 360
Stan and Justin were up all night playing halo two online.

How do you know that?

They have Halo twosis
by Steve Ph December 9, 2008
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(Halo) Reach Fever

The disease you tell your friends, co-workers and boss that you have when you stay home from school to play Halo Reach. The person with Halo Reach Fever usually wont include the word "Halo"
Nick: Dude, why weren't you at school today?

Milan: *fake cough* (Halo) Reach Fever, man. That shits pretty intense.

Nick: I heard about that shit. It's pretty deadly.
by Joe Grindle October 15, 2010
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HALO-addiculitis

Chronic disease associated with excessive Halo game play. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Abnormally large thumbs
2. Degradation of visual aquity
3. Disturbed sleep patterns
4. Destruction of family life
5. Reduction in active vocabulary (increase in the use of sword bitch, noob, epic fail
6. Daily challenges become more critical than daily chores (feeding your game score > feeding your kids)
7. Reaching the next higher rank becomes the most important priority in your life.
A-Train, once a promising Industrial Engineer, has since achieved the rank of Halo Legend. Doctors and scientists have attributed his epic downfall to HALO-addiculitis.
The prognosis is grim as there is currently no known cure for this chronic disease.
Symptoms may be alleviated by giving a diseased whore a Cleveland Steamer
by Slap2daface October 3, 2011
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halfsican

use to describe your kid's half/mixed breed friends
"those goddamned halfsicans up the street"
by reallynotaracist July 13, 2012
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