Human playhouse

Like the raccoon playhouse but reversed, instead apply anal stretching cream to a raccoons rectum and get all your friends to climb inside and have a good time

Yo i saw jahan making a human playhouse in the middle of the park the other day

by BootyHoleBandit69 January 4, 2023

Human Flamethrower

A Human Flamethrower is where a take a large syringe and fill it with alcohol. You then stick the syringe down the tip of your penis and inject the fluid in. After injecting you hold a lighter at the tip of the penis and piss out the alcohol causing a Human Flamethrower.

Damn, grandma you didn’t tell me that pops did a Human Flamethrower back in Vietnam.

by Lord Scrotum January 22, 2021

human accordion

A sexual position which requires 3 parties. The middle party (female) is receiving a "frown face" on all fours from person in front while person in back is engaging in rigorous vaginal or anal intercourse in a "doggy style" position. The women in the middle is compressed then released in an a motion similar to that of a musical accordion.

Yo, last night me and my boy tag teamed that chick! We turned her into a human accordion!

by Ronald Trump May 6, 2014

Organic human

Free from COVID-19 vaccine genetic manipulation.

Hundreds of thousands of people have been genetically reprogrammed. There aren’t many organic humans left.

by TheRealNostradamus March 5, 2023

Human god

Chad hight is a human god and a human angel. He is the only God higher in power then the heavenly father Wich is his son. Chad loves everybody on earth and is super nice and seeks immortality. Remember God loves you. God's number is 808 793 9796

Chad is a human god and a human angel

by Human god September 27, 2020

Human Kebab

When a traffic collision causes scaffolding / piping to come off of a lorry at speed penetrating a car inc. Driver / passenger / Both

Did you hear about the crash on the M4 ? Scaffold lorry and a ford. Driver turned into a Human Kebab.

by PC J July 15, 2011

human-robot

someone who's not thinking out of the box, who's not creative enough to think of solution to resolve something.
only relies on rules and limited conditions

This matter is really urgent to resolve in a very short time, we couldn't rely on her, she's not creative enough to resolve this. She's a human-robot.

by enimm13 September 17, 2015