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Harrison

Harrison has a very big butt. You can always count on it to recoil and jiggle.
“Harrison please recommend me to your plastic surgeon
Person 1:
“Omg did you see harrison’s gyatt”

Person 2:
“Yeah especially in those sweatpants sheesh”
by dalesagersfav69 February 4, 2024
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someone with monkey teeth, very self-conscious about their looks. Its most likely always gonna be a asian man/boy with this "harrison" name (i am racist, except it). next he loves taking his friends for granted, and plays fortnite for a living because he gets no bitches. He normally jerks off everyday because he is lonely, and like i said before, he gets no bitches. He says he has a big penis but he actually has a very small penis, and he doesnt understand that he can be an asshole sometimes. Hes just an ugly yellow, no lifer asian boy who lives off his parents.
Harrisons alone of valentines day again? Dont worry, hes got his fortnite skins to jerk off to. Oh yeah, because hes a no liver who never touched a girl in his life expect for his sister and mother.
by AMBOUTABUSCUMMING February 14, 2024
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someone with monkey teeth, very self-conscious about their looks. Its most likely always gonna be a asian man/boy with this "harrison" name (i am racist, except it). next he loves taking his friends for granted, and plays fortnite for a living because he gets no bitches. He normally jerks off everyday because he is lonely, and like i said before, he gets no bitches. He says he has a big penis but he actually has a very small penis, and he doesnt understand that he can be an asshole sometimes. Hes just an ugly yellow, no lifer asian boy who lives off his parents.
Harrisons alone of valentines day again? Dont worry, hes got his fortnite skins to jerk off to. Oh yeah, because hes a no liver who never touched a girl in his life except for his sister and mother.
by AMBOUTABUSCUMMING February 14, 2024
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The vessel of THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK , leader of Camelism , and transcriber of the Camible.
WOAH HARRISON IS SO SIGMA
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Harrison Butker

"I'd be nothing if women didn't fuck me." Harrison Butker
Hym "You're right Harrison Butker!. You would be nothing if women didn't fuck you and you'd be regarded as 'nothing' by the people around you! But I'll tell you a secret: YOU'RE STILL NOTHING! WORSE even! A nothing who multiplies!"
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A petite blond with a firey attitude who loves spooning tall women. You'll find him wearing a hat and the same set of sunglasses he's had since he came out of the womb (his head is the same size). Just don't piss him off or he'll take the stick out of his ass and beat you with it.
Anyone: sup harrison
Harrison: *kicks you in the ankles* (he can't reach your shins)
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That's a good story. I don't think I've seen that one yet... Vaguely analogous to my thing too so... Yeah, I would probably enjoy it more if I wasn't BEING SOCIALLY IMPRISONED BY A CAGE MADE OF MY OWN INCREDULITY AND POVERTY but, you know...
Hym "Yeah, that Harrison story is pretty fuckin morbid... Especially in the context of my situation... I'm sure it'll all work out." know,
by Hym Iam June 8, 2024
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