Gravy hand

A person known for getting guys off with their hand.

The wrestling team loves Dan. No, it's just because he's a gravy hand.

by Author's ashes February 1, 2017

dirty-handing

getting germy; touching dirty stuff

OMG, you need to wash your hand now...I've been walking all over the house today, dirty-handing, and I pick that thing up all the time. Wash your hands please

by never99 February 2, 2021

Hand Unit

The asshole who autocorrected “Michael Afton” to “Eggs Benedict”

Michael: Hand unit changed my correct name to a food.

by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021

1800 Hands

It's like Edward 40 hands but you use two bottles of 1800 silver tequila. Has only been attempted twice, first time being a total disaster, the second being one of the greatest achievements of our time. Only true men, and true women will succeed but all must attempt at least once in their lifetime. Then and only then one can say they truly lived.

John: yeah I'm a successful business owner, father, multi-billionaire. I have definitely lived my life to the fullest
Dave: yeah but did you do 1800 Hands?
John: No.
Dave: then how could you have possibly lived your life.
John: good point, let's do it tonight!

John died later that night, not because of the alcohol poisoning, because he finally truly lived

by imdaddrmaster January 17, 2021

the upper hand

Definition: To have more power than someone else, so that you are able to control a situation.

The company gained the upper hand in the business by buying its competitors.

After hours of fierce negotiation, the President gained the upper hand.

by 请关注公众号：英文口语专家 June 7, 2019

cannon hand

When someone "cannons" their fist into a womans genitalia with little or no warning.

"I cannon hand Ericka so hard she screamed bloody murder. "

by Fkiz February 3, 2018

Dick handed

When you walk in on a guy wacking off.

I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!

by Deathesquire August 23, 2023