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Basement Guard

The best discord bot in the world, can steal your girl in 1 millisecond :skull:
was made by the best algerian tiktoker ever named fritzel._
has the best commands and it doesnt insult you
dont fuck with him or he will fuck you with a metal dick
The Basement Guard is soooooooooo good, he stole my girl in 0 seconds.
by Fritzel >:) June 13, 2022
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yoint guard

when a man wants to play the position that a woman should play in a man’s life.. yikeysss
“naaa, u playing gay guy games… pause, clearly a starting yoint guard!”
by sretaw, trebor June 14, 2022
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GOUL.GuardianOf.eth

u follow GOUL.GuardianOf.eth yet? hes totally alpha
by totally not goul July 28, 2022
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mobile guardian

It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this
Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 28, 2022
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Library Guardian

A small figurine said to look over one’s book collection
My library guardian is a small metal fairy
by Fourmerrimans January 20, 2023
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Go Guardian

the stupidest piece of shit ever. any teacher who uses this is a fucking spy. When im tryna watch youtube this motherfucker shuts it down
"Go Guardian is stupid as fuck" "FR!" "GoGuardian is for teachers who fucking spy on kids"
by smartboi132 September 6, 2022
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Golden Guard

The Emporer of the Boiling Ises's right hand man from the show 'The Owl House'
by VixZard September 25, 2022
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