grease

Cash given to someone for a favor; to pay off; bribe.

The line into the club was long so I greased the bouncer and walked right in.

by Ryan Thomas O. April 16, 2006

Grease

A movie that is amazing that was shot in the late 1970s and stars Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta.

Grease is still the fucking word...

by mr.tnt March 16, 2005

Great Job!

A phrase used on one of the funniest shows anywhere, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! It can be used either when somebody truly does a "great job!", or if they fail it can be used in the same way, as sarcasm. it must be said calmly, without enthusiasm, while giving the thumbs with only one hand

Example one: "Dude, you just beat guitar hero on expert! Great job!" *thumbs up*

Example two: "Dude, you just totally crashed on your skateboard! Great job!" *Thumbs up*

by Travis Lull October 1, 2008

Catherine the Great

A powerful Russian monarch from the 18th century who was falsely rumored to have been crushed to death while trying to have intercourse with a horse.

That girl loves dick so much she's like Catherine the Great.

by L. Anders January 1, 2008

Greasing the flagpole

to jack-off

to stroke your cock until it squirts.

jerking off with lube

i pulled out my favorite stroke book as i was greasing the flagpole.

Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!

Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!

by Mister jack Fister January 5, 2009

Zak the Greatest

Literally means:The greatest motherfucka to ever live. He owned the dinosaurs and put a bullet through Chuck Norris's head. Killer of Mr.Rodgers ,Barney,Bob the builder ,and the Teletubbies. Seducer of wives, defiler of virgens and the master of all horney women who crave a huge dick

OMG there goes Zak the Greatest lookthe fuck out yo!

by Zak Parker February 5, 2008

toilet greaser

Hand-job given (or received) in a truck stop restroom with a random trucker you met on the CB radio while on the road.

Hey truckers...heading out eastbound on I-10 for next 3 days. Honk & flash high-beams if you're up for a toilet greaser. (Doug Stanhope)

by stinkyapples April 29, 2014