Grandma

The only person on Earth you can rely on actually having cookies in a cookie tin

1: Wow, your grandma is really cool
2: Yeah, she da real MVP

by Grautbakken April 12, 2017

Grandma

The person in your life that gives you free money and smells like shit then u have to deal with her dying like 15 years into your life, your grandma is dead kid stay mad🤩

My Grandma Just Sucked me off

by qeyton August 23, 2022

grandma

that lady you pushed down the stairs five months ago

mom: hey wheres grandma
you: stop giving me guilt

by guy who hates school February 28, 2020

GrandMa

Bartender slang for Grand Marnier. Because of it's high alcohol content, cognac roots, and orange flavoring, Grand Marnier is often the drink bartenders use to wind down.

I can't wait to finish this shift and see grandma. Or. Grandma, neat, in a snifter please.

by Luke from the Ritz July 19, 2021

GrandMa

Bartender slang for Grand Marnier. Because of it's high alcohol content, cognac roots, and orange flavoring, Grand Marnier is often the drink bartenders use to wind down.

I can't wait to finish this shift and see grandma. Or. Grandma, neat, in a snifter please.

by Luke from the Ritz July 19, 2021

Grandma

The over hyped version of your mom. All grandma’s do are baked cookies and hang your school picture on the wall

Look at that baker lady, she’ll make a great grandma.

by Jewish microwave April 09, 2020

Grandma

A person who can either be really sweet and kind and make cookies or has a big old truck and with age comes sass.

Dave: have you seen mikes grandma?
Jack: yeah the one with the blue sparkly truck is pretty cool.

by YeEtY bOi September 24, 2019