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Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.
Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!
by Tally P January 31, 2023
mugGet the Gooch Smoochmug.

Swivel the gooch

When you receive a handjob that intricately goes from head to balls but also caresses the gooch in a swivel like motion.
Man, my ex used to give the best handjobs no homo she swiveled the gooch?

Bruh, this new girl I started fucking with wants to take it slow but I don't got time to play. I need to bust one off ASAP. "Maybe you should teach her how to swivel the gooch? "
by Alacardt May 23, 2018
mugGet the Swivel the goochmug.

Sticky Gooch

When your semen dribbles out of your dick and moves down to your gooch, thus making your gooch sticky.
I watched porn last night, and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.
by scabbylips December 15, 2015
mugGet the Sticky Goochmug.

gooch oclock

It is gooch oclock
by Slaerx June 18, 2024
mugGet the gooch oclockmug.

Gooch Geeks

Did you watch the new Gooch Geeks video?
by GPG legend 2 September 15, 2020
mugGet the Gooch Geeksmug.

Gooch King

A gooch king is a person that loves the gooch and thrives for the gooch
“Kb is a gooch king and a munting demon
by LeGooch syndrome May 5, 2024
mugGet the Gooch Kingmug.

Gooch

Short for gucci, but really is a synonym for good.
“All Gooch my man.”

“This lotion is gooch you want some?”
by Boopickthepoopup April 27, 2022
mugGet the Goochmug.

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