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Sticky Gooch

When your semen comes out and just dribbles down you dick to your gooch, and dries. Thus becoming sticky.
I watched porn last night and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.
by scabbylips December 15, 2015
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Sticky Gooch

When your semen dribbles out of your dick and moves down to your gooch, thus making your gooch sticky.
I watched porn last night, and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.
by scabbylips December 15, 2015
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gooch gouge

When someone is impailed in the gooch.
I tried to run away from the cops but when I jumped the fence I landed on the pole and got gooch gouged.
by Struk17 March 11, 2016
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Gooch

Gooch Also known as Beaufort's Bridge in the SW of Scotland, possibly named after the Weapons Dump site of Beaufort's Dyke, as it seperates the Irish & Scottish coast & is Full o' Shite from WW2 so it keeps you out of the shit
Bought new skiddies fur work & the bastid things have given Beauforts Bridge Gooch a right sair yin I'm gaun tae hae tae pit the bogroll on Ice & stuff it doon them
by ADifferenceBetweenDaft&Stupid November 15, 2018
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commander gooch

A person in position of authority. Often challenged by grunts who stand no chance at all. Also a Fearless leader who will go to war for you, and be the first one in and last one out. A “commander gooch” does not give a fuck about your excuses, only your production. Don’t be a piker and you’ll be on his good side.
Fuck bro! Commander gooch turned off my tools...I must be a piker.
by Qdizzle November 16, 2018
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Gooch Scoop

When your significant other first identifies the fleshy skin between your ball sack and bung hole, and flicks it with their finger in confusion trying to scoop your gooch off.
Girl: *looks at gooch*
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me
by Oldmanclub February 27, 2019
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Gooch Week

Arghhh you're working during Gooch week? That sucks!
by 50ShadesOfTommy December 28, 2018
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