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green goblin

double shot of absanth and vodka is know as a green goblin
Green goblin: this stuff is preety heavy dont take it litely
by omg stop August 13, 2006
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Man goblin

Derogatory term relating to anyone of the faction of gay forrest goblins originating in the fagastonian mountains
Dirk, why are you being such a Man Goblin?
by Dwight Orpengoogle September 24, 2003
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ass goblin

When a person goes down and licks the other person's anal region while they are having sex.
Tom: A man when i was having sex last night and i let that girl lick my butt hole.

Brad: Wow, what an ass goblin.
by shotybounce April 23, 2009
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green goblin

The opposite of "The Spiderman"; the girl catching the cum of the guy, and throwing it into his face like Spiderman
"wow, Angela really gave Branden the Green Goblin last Friday"
by BBBHH December 9, 2008
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Goblin

Any male who is shorter than his wife or girlfriend.
ie- Tom Cruise has been a Goblin 3X over and most recently with Katie Holmes
by Vesc February 5, 2010
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GOBLIN MODE

To go wild and not care about what happens next similar to yolo but more fun,
To take drugs with alcohol
Henny mixed with Molly thats a goblins food

Yo man you going goblin mode?
by Goblin lover May 8, 2022
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Table Goblin

A mysterious bipedal creature known to inhabit BBQ restaurants in northern Florida. The creature is approximately 5'6" weighing around 115 pounds. It's table cleaning skills are surpassed by no known human being and it has an uncanny ability to clean debris beneath tables without the use of a broom. Another observed ability of the table goblin is its ability to squeeze into closets and unjam doors. The table goblin has been observed at several parties in the 850, often sippin' on red label Smirnoff or carrying around a bottle of José Cuervo. If you encounter this creature, take special care to keep your woman close by. The table goblin posses irresistible charm and just might take your girl back to his lair to lend her some goblin sauce.

Known Haunts: Goodman's BBQ of Perry, FL
Holy shit! I've never had a table cleaned off so fast in my life!

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Did you see that?! That table goblin just squeezed through a 4 inch gap to get into the closet!

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That damn table goblin just rode off with my girl!
by Lil' Coconut October 8, 2008
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