Gabe

The truest form of a fuckboi in disguise. Plays the shy type and then goes in for the kill.

Gabe is here.
Damn Gabe stuck again

by CrispiP. July 11, 2019

Gabe Lowden

A Gabe Lowden is a cool kid, usually pretty skinny, and gets no bitches. Of course, he attracts men, and when I say men, I mean tons of men. He has dick for days. Gabe Lowden's also have seizures at no apparent time, and are decently good at playing the goalie position in soccer.

Gabe Lowden fell off a cliff.

by LoganTheDudeRox June 2, 2022

Gabe

The art of making decisions without first thinking of the consequences. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Driver: Dude drove over me for no reason.
Spotter: Yeah he definitely was being a Gabe.

by Racer04829 September 16, 2023

GABE

Gabe, a Gabe is a dick

Gabe has down syndrome

Don’t be a Gabe

by Dood48 May 7, 2019

Gabe

Fat pig boy

"What's your name?"
"Gabe"
"Don't you mean porky pig"

by ihategabe August 14, 2023

Gabe

Has a massive hog and isn’t afraid of anything, gets loads of fanny, eats minge all day everyday

Gabe is a pussy eater

by Gahahsurudh November 23, 2021

Gabe

A friend or acquaintance who sucked a weenier and gets no play.

Friend: "Bro did you hear what that dude did last did last night?"
Me: "Ya, He pulled a GAYbriel and went ham on that guys sausage."
Friend: "What a Gabe move brah"

by BookSteeler52 September 19, 2022