I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.

I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2023

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Grant farmer

A business that relies solely on government funding to exist. Applying for a succession of public money schemes rather than actually making or doing anything useful.

"No. No. No. I'm not interested in a business that is basically a grant farmer" Deborah Meaden

by BadSadhu March 26, 2018

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ulysses s grant

A Rimjob preformed by The loser of a bet by someone shorter than 5’0” in lieu of paying a Benjamin To the winner.

Little Billy owed me a Benjamin but we Settled on an Ulysses S Grant instead

by Cutthroat LipRipper January 13, 2020

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Grant

Grant is the kind of person with blue eyes, blond hair, quiet when u don’t knoe him, when ur his friend he is loud as can be. He is cute. Don’t forget his bestie! Everyone needs a best friend, everyone needs an ella. They are perfect!

Hey do you know Grant? Well duh everybody does.

by Who am I! I dont know February 12, 2018

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