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spank my granny 

Going to the toilet when you're really desperate
Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?
spank my granny by IBanana03 June 3, 2018

Smash the granny out of her 

It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.
Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!

Uppa fucking granny 

A massive box with ket heads and rats
Let’s go uppa fucking granny

You’s granny 

That sexy old lady we engor at all costs
Crap the popo’s be all up in ere you’s granny as a shield

Rico’s Granny 

Rico’s granny passed away but her weed is the best. She now lives with Sam’s cat and Solo’s mother.
Rico’s granny had the best weed I have ever seen!
Rico’s Granny by emokid01 July 23, 2021

The Reverse Granny Shot 

In the doggy style position a man right before he climaxes he grabs the girls butt a flips her Over like a granny shot throw
Dude! Brenda hated the reverse granny shot last night.