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forest falls

If you live up in Forest Falls, you’re pretty cool and very hardcore. Located in the San Bernardino National Forest, it is truly exciting and unique community. Mostly old retired people live up there, but occasionally you’ll meet younger folks. The people are chill and like it up in their mountain home. They deal with bears and various other assortment of creatures and respect nature and wildlife. So, don’t abuse nature around them! They ALWAYS commute, so don’t even try to complain about how traffic sucks or how long you have to drive. Don’t complain about they weather around them, it makes them feel awkward when you say, “Oh it’s so cold, it’s 40 degrees!” They know what r e a l cold weather is like. Forest Falls residents are very helpful and kind. They work as a team, protecting eachother and looking out for one another. If there’s a fire, your neighbor will have your back. If there’s a flood, a neighbor is ready to help. A bear broke into your home? Your neighbor saw and notified you. If you have a Forest Falls friend, keep them close to hand. They will always be there for you and perhaps even let you hang out with them in the snow watching bears and squirrels. Don’t expect them to be able to keep up watching Netflix or something on the internet, the WiFi is

R E A L L Y slow, since they live smack dab in the middle of a Forest.
“Oh she lives in Forest Falls, that’s so cool! I wish I could stay up there forever!”

“How long does it take for you to drive to work everyday? Oh you’re retired? That’s cool.”

“Did you see the latest show? Oh yeah, that’s right, you live in Forest Falls there is no internet.”
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Forest Gumper

dumper nociggies rolladumper raidtheashtray poor
‘Hey dude we are out of ciggies so hit the ashtray, dunno what’s in there but just roll up a Forest Gumper n roll with it
‘I’m so high. No smokes. Roll a Forest Gumper!’
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Lake Forest, CA

Yes kids, there is in fact another Lake Forest in Orange County, California, and it’s just as snooty as the one in Illinois. It used to be called El Toro after the local Air Force base which is now decommissioned, but property developers renamed it because the Hispanic name was scaring away wealthy white people.
“Hey, wanna go to the Target in Lake Forest?”
“But Jared, that’s in another state.”
“No, Lake Forest, CA, dumbass.”
by DevlDnut August 17, 2022
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Jungle-forest

When you're a monkey and surprised by a "hairy" woman. Some real degenerates uses it like a mating call.
- Geez, she's a real MILF
- I hope i would get lost in her jungle-forest
- Mate... you're awful
by Bookhanka May 5, 2022
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Charivnyy Forest Kingdom

The Charivnyy Forest Kingdom is the 3rd Kingdom in the Starlight Continent, Chivry is the main language, but They laso speak ukranian, English and in some regions Spanish/Portuguese. The current pillar is Aleion Chirá. Their National Flower is the “Blue Raven”.
-Oh! From what Kingdom are you?
-I am from the Charivnyy Forest Kingdom!

(Btw this is all made up, it’s for a book of mine :)
by Just writting for my books November 21, 2022
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Legacy forest

The term legacy forest means nothing as it is not a term recognized by actual forestry professionals.
They said this forest is a legacy forest, but there is no such thing.
by dfir October 4, 2022
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Naaman Forest HS

A giant brick with no windows in Garland, Tx. Home of the junkies and potheads. Also home of the shortest and baldest fucking principal in the world.
by ImperfectKitty220 January 12, 2022
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