fapple

the act of having sex with a golden apple in minecraft

My Christian minecraft server owner mixed up gapple and fapple and we keep making jokes about it.
i just had the best fapple session dude I need a gamer girl friend!

by athena42069 February 18, 2019

Flappy

This is a term that your siblings use to bully you. It describes someone who is fat and flabby whose man boobs flap together when they run... hence the term flappy. It has the potential to cause resentment and damage your childhood. But it’s okay because one day, when you and your siblings grow up, you will be better looking, more successful, and happier than them!

Sibling: Flappy, do you know who the milkman is?
You: No, who is he?
Sibling: Your father!

by Nova4500 February 28, 2019

flappy

Jerking of while no one is aware of the ongoing act

Alexander loves to flappy from time to time.

"I love to flappy, because no one knows!"

by Flappybird69 May 5, 2019

Fapportunity

A moment during a media experience when the viewer is propted to masturbate. I.E. a gratuitous movie scene or a video game gesture that pauses perfectly.

Finding the model viewer mode in Arkham Asylum proved to be a lovely fapportunity.

by SEANR0CKS June 6, 2019

Flappy

When your hair is nappy but you were laying down too long and it's flat in the back.

I passed out and woke up with flappy bed head.

by Hurtjjliz June 25, 2019

Fappa

furry masturbation

The furry in the corner has been doing a fappa for quite a while now.
At a furry convention people tend to partake in a big fappa session.
Why is fappa suddenly the most popular category on Pornhub? I wan't to die because of it.

by AppaFappa March 26, 2019

Fapper

A douchebag idiot that probably has AirPods and wears his hood halfway, normally likes to talk in slurs and can’t stop saying “Bruh!” and “Bet!” for no goddamn reason also referred as a prep or popular bitch

Bro, look at Max he’s going into the bathroom to suck dick, what a fapper!!

by Long Shlong Ramon ;) March 29, 2019