French Montana

Bruh there is a Minecraft villager with half naked women oh...wait that’s French Montana”
by Woowiewoow May 16, 2021
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French Press

The art of dipping down from a squat position and smashing ones dirty muff on a person's face.
Oh man, Joe passed out by the fire, so the girls all took there time giving him a french press.
by Kingstoncowboy July 13, 2019
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french cowboy

A very attractive French man riding a girl who moans a lot during sex
That girl I was with last night really made me a French Cowboy
by Shcjvj jvkbkvvjfju May 21, 2017
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French Trombone

It is a brass instrument. It has a slide, but is also nearly impossible to play. Instead of a trigger, it has a valve to change the key signature. It is high brass and the embouchure is incredibly hard to master. Luckily, it can also go very low unlike the normal French Horn, but can also go very high unlike the Trombone. Normally the people who play it have to be incredibly determined, but also have a sense of humor. Without those two traits, it is hard to keep persistent with it. It is a cursed amalgamation of two pretty cool instruments.
"Wow dude, you play French Trombone? That seems pretty difficult. It does sound good though."
by Sockth December 09, 2018
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french eighty

A term for smoking marijuana.

The French word for eighty is literally translated to "four twenties" (quatre-vingts; quatre = 4; vingts = 20)
"After work, I'm gonna french eighty it, man."
by 4llFather July 23, 2019
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French Bulldozer

To have anal sex with a woman who has never shaved her butthole. The point is to collect as much feces on your penis, like a bulldozer spitting up mud.
Last night me and my gf did a French bulldozer. Took me two hours to clean my dick and four for her to clean her bedroom.
by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019
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french polish

When your Bae uses more tongue than mouth during a blowjob.
"Bloody hell, love. I wanted a blowjob not a French polish."
by TheBlank89 January 01, 2016
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