emma is disgusting
by hgffa January 11, 2018
Get the emmamug. A very sarcastic, monotone, giraffe. Might have the longest neck you've ever seen. Usually straight long blonde hair. Never mess with her or else she'll swing her neck and create a devastating tornado. After everyone you love is dead, she will make sure to wipe out the remaining human race.
by Garfield's left nut April 25, 2019
Get the Emmamug. Emma is a rare and weird breed of human. Emma's are very temperature sensitive, and do not enjoy cold weather. The Emma is easily sunburnt, and can become so by staring at a white piece of paper. The Emma is an impulsive, indecisive, self-aware person. The Emma procrastinates hard core, and sometimes even counts carpet strands to avoid doing homework. The Emma is not a family oriented creature, and enjoys moments of introspection and solitude. The Emma has a habit of wearing multiple shirts, serial dating, and pulling all nighters. The Emma is a short creature with a fuzzy, conflicted soul. The Emma is also a philosophy fanatic that should seldom be taken seriously. The Emma loves writing and journalism and worships Hunter S. Thompson like Mormons adore door to door sales. The Emma is an intensely offensive person, but does so in the name of humor.
Tuli: Dude did you hear Emma stayed up all night?
Jerry: Hell yeah man, she was thinking and procrastinating on the AP homework.
Jerry: Hell yeah man, she was thinking and procrastinating on the AP homework.
by gonzovibe September 15, 2018
Get the Emmamug. by Savagecharmander69 October 22, 2017
Get the Emmamug. Emma is a girl who is different in so many ways, all good. She is the funniest, most amazing person you will ever ever meet. She makes dull moments exciting and overall something you won’t wanna forget. She has SO many inside jokes and is HELLA gay;) she is the best person you will ever meet
by Im Emma’s best friend November 16, 2018
Get the Emmamug. Emma is a dumb bitch who doesn‘t know how to gobble a glizzy. She isn‘t very talented and usually opts for the munch tactic 3000.
Fuck you Emma
by FuckYouEmma July 2, 2023
Get the Emmamug.