Eli

the most pretty, talented, kind, cute, and smart cow in teh world

I wish I was like Eli

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- November 10, 2020

Krispan Eli

Krispan Eli is a term for a pedo who eats children, and getting obese from 'Kid Meat' sus edition.

Are you eating baby jimmy?!? you damn Krispan Eli.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Eli Manning

A retired quarterback that could be best described as mediocre at doing anything besides destroying the way-to-large dreams of the entitled Patriots fans

Bill Belichick: AHHH! My kryptonite ELI MANNING

Tom Brady: Come on coach let’s skiddadle

by Wistopher May 10, 2020

Eli

Elis are gay and annoying

Gay shit, the most weird as guy in the world, life is bad with a eli

by Nimizh October 5, 2021

Eli

Eli is smart athletic and hot he has a huge cock too

Eli has a big dick

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Eli

A person with big muscles ad big hands and nice hair that he always touches. A nice smile and a good jaw line. Is a mixture of Leonardo Dicapreo Harry Styles and Rudy Pankow.

"Eli is fit and has a great girlfriend"

by fbhbefhbefh September 13, 2021

Eli

Eli Dinnal is a filthy nigger. He gets absolutely no hoes and has had no female interactions in his entire life. He loves soccer and is a super short midget. He is a bitch and has a humongous forehead that can fit an insane amount of knowledge but is still on the spectrum with autism. He is a millimeter defeter pecker and lasts approximately 3 seconds in bed.

Eli is a filthy nigger

by Zaza endeavor March 26, 2024