Dylan says: I'm going to tickle your toes
Girl Says: You look like a button
Dylan Says: I skipped school to get my sack right
Girl Says: You look like a pineaple on a tree come skip my sack right now
Dylan says: Okay you potato fucker baby girl
Girl Says: You look like a button
Dylan Says: I skipped school to get my sack right
Girl Says: You look like a pineaple on a tree come skip my sack right now
Dylan says: Okay you potato fucker baby girl
by Geneva Ayala June 21, 2018
Get the dylanmug. The act of being beaten by your russian dad while 8 big black burly men covered in oil and butt naked wank in the corner of the room
by Piraven's mum yarlini May 3, 2022
Get the The Dylanmug. dylan is a very sweet guy. he always helps you with your problems and you can tell him anything. he is very accepting. he’s so funny, nice and cute. you can talk to him for hours. it is always great to have a dylan in your life
dylan is
by laylabosley July 1, 2019
Get the dylanmug. 
HE IS DYLAN, A DANCE MASTER AND SWAG QUEEN, BOOTY SO BIG, SINGLE, CALL HIM BOB BECAUSE WHEN YOU SEE HIM ON THE WATER HE IS SURE TO BE BOBBIN'.
by tomas t December 22, 2020
Get the Dylan Dylan Diaphrammug.