Doctor Scientist

1. The stereotype of a scientific professional who knows everything that falls under the blanket term of “science” because they're a scientist

2. A psudo-science marketeer who uses their academically unrecognised or unrelated expertise to generate support for their conspiracy theory and/or snake oil.

How will we ever figure out this chemistry based logic puzzle in the allotted time?!
Look, here comes doctor Scientist, his quantum physics degree can help us!

Did you know that all genetically modified food has DNA in it? I've studied it's effects in my homeopathy lab, and it literally changes your DNA when you eat it! It's a form of population control!

by Maxwell Zephyr June 9, 2020

Doctor Balls Dickington

A devious penis wielder who masquerades as a medical professional

I thought I was getting foot surgery but alas, it was Doctor Balls Dickington

by SassyBoyoooo July 12, 2020

Doctors Knowledge

Any correct thing you say. You say "that doctors knowledge"

I can gulp down a hard-boiled egg in one.

Friend: that's doctors knowledge

by Mx. Linguistics October 24, 2020

doctor doom

Funny dude on twitter
He mains doctor doom on fn lol

look its doctor doom from twitter!

Hes really cool man!

by BurnoutBiker October 7, 2020

instant doctor

When u fall and claim u broke one of your bones when its just a miner injury

Patrick fell and twisted his ankle but his busy yelling that he broke his leg #instant doctor

by Meq_Frost October 10, 2020

instant doctor

When you fall and claim u broke one of your bones when its just a miner injury

Instant doctor : Patrick fell and twisted his ankle but his busy yelling that he broke

by Meq_Frost October 10, 2020

Cat Doctor

A doctor who happens to be a cat.

"We need a pussy. We need a Cat Doctor!"

by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017