Dallas Driver

When someone hooks your asshole with two or more fingers and picks you up. Also known as a “wet hand wedgie”

Uncle Sasser keeps giving out Dallas Drivers

by Tister January 11, 2021

Sloppy dallas

When you get a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Guy 1: hey, my girl gave me a sloppy dallas last night.
Guy 2: wow, did you enjoy it?
Guy 1: yeah, she said she likes the taste of it.

by Kinje_cuzr(°¬°) October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip.

Soup: "A Sloppy Joe."
McNasty: "Shut up, Sloppy Dallas."..."That sounds like a sex thing."
Soup: "All the dip spit that would get on your shaft, brother..."
McNasty: "It would look like a f*cking turd."
TheDooo: "Put that in the Urban Dictionary.

by IdiotCitizen October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

a blowjob with a mouthful of dip

“she gave me a sloppy dallas last night and now my dick looks like a turd”

by little guy October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob given with a lip full of dip

Carter: “Dude she gave me a sloppy Dallas and it looked like lawn clippings on my dick.”

by Fat Fletcher October 15, 2020

Dallas

Dallas is a girls name. She is generally a good person, but don't argue with her she'll win. She can also be quite shy before you get to know her, but once you get to know her you'll see that the girl is crazy (in a good way) she will always be there for her friends. You would be dumb to let her go. She can be quite insecure and not confident sometimes so make sure you give her a compliment every once in a while. She may look like a lesbian but be assured she is 100% straight. She is a very pretty girl with a great body. She loves having people talk to her first and really wants to be famous when she is older. She will always be there for her friends, She sometimes can be emotional If she snaps back she isn't ok, but give her some time to calm down.

Dallas is pretty and a very loyal friend to have

by yourbestiekay November 22, 2021

sloppy dallas

It's like a blowjob but with a mouthful of dip cream.

1 :Hey Joe! This girl gave me a sloppy dallas last night!
2: What is that? A new sandwich or something?
1:...yeah

by Acronym86 October 15, 2020