Montovano Curse

Great men who can’t finish after an evening of lots of grog and die young

“Hey man aren’t you worried he might get that girl pregnant?”
“Nah, hes got the montovano curse”

by Marold Sapuski January 11, 2022

Bourgeois Curse

Being born with a oddly shaped round head.

-"Look at the goofy head at that guy!"
"Yes, me and my brothers were born with the Bourgeois Curse."

by 911YmereJ April 28, 2017

insta curse

A curse where after you post an Instagram with a girl you're banging, she breaks up with you soon after.

Billy: Dude, like my new insta with kelsey
Adam: Dude that's an insta curse!!

by tech4life February 26, 2017

cursed boi

a VERY cursed cat that kitboy_orb drew and now they use as pfp

he is a cursed boi, a chonky boi

by ms.idontgototherapy May 10, 2021

The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.

I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.

by Sucks longer May 9, 2022

JB curse

The ability to pull/flirt with/smash any girl except the girl you truly want causing your life to have meaningless encounters and relationships with several women. You must live with this curse

"she's not feeling me man, i hit it off with every other girl but she not into me like that"

" Damn you must have the JB curse bruh"

by HBK JB March 31, 2021

commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018