An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
Boy 1: Dude have you met Kaydens Mom?
Boy 2: No why?
Boy 1: she is the cougae of all cougars, I'll introduce you.
Boy 2: Hell yeah. I can't wait to meet this cougar
Boy1: She will teach you all kids of grown up stuff
Boy 2: No why?
Boy 1: she is the cougae of all cougars, I'll introduce you.
Boy 2: Hell yeah. I can't wait to meet this cougar
Boy1: She will teach you all kids of grown up stuff
by Poprart please May 18, 2020
Get the Cougarmug. Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
Get the Cougar chumpmug. Not unlike an Egirl or Ethot, theese females stream online on twitch or tiktok, But are older. They may atteact a male audiense of a younger generation especially those with mommy fetishes
Wow your mom is streaming on twitch and talking to guys on Overwatch? She must be some kind of E-cougar.
by UrbanMolb September 23, 2023
Get the E-cougarmug. 
Older gal with her shit together who enjoys a younger man. Romances without the need to be swept off her feet or into the drama of Will He Call Me dating. An attractive lady who knows what she wants and wants something a little fresher. See Susan Sarandon, Madonna, Tina Turner.
Cougars are where it's at. They have all the experience. It doesn’t matter her age, if she can hold on, that’s all I need.
by lubludu July 3, 2017
Get the Cougarmug. An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.
As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.
by elsyds29 August 5, 2021
Get the Bald Cougarmug. by user847388 January 2, 2025
Get the Cougarmug.