capswalk

A superpower possessed by many cats, where they are able to walk across your keyboard at any speed, headed in any direction, and will always manage to step on your capslock key. EveRY. TIME.

A: YEAH LOL THAT WAS FUNNY
B: why are u shouting
A: sorry, my cat just did the capswalk.

by Melly D. November 27, 2013

Caps Lock Excited

The mood in which you must uncontrollably caps lock someone's face off.

1. HOLY CRAP I CAN'T BELIEVE HOT POCKETS ARE 50 CENTS OFF
2. HEY I'M IN THE MOOD TO CAPS LOCK YOUR FACE OFF, BECAUSE I AM CAPS LOCK EXCITED.

by Los Pro April 4, 2014

chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.

After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.

by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016

crapsadent

When You eat way to much chicken chili and coconut delight at your workplace..and then you can't make it to the bathroom in time.

Karisa ate to much and then she had a crapsadent.

by KJAX1971 December 12, 2016

chapsville

When it is very cold

It's proper chapsville out here today.

by captain mags April 22, 2017

capsixe

A spin on the word "capsize." To feel as if you were a boat capsizing. Totally and utterly drowning.

After we broke up, I capsixed in feelings.

by Honeigirl May 21, 2017

capslock mad

It's exactly what you think it is.

Guy1: He big mad or little mad?

Guy2: Bruh, he capslock mad.

by partypoop July 26, 2017