Canada's History
n. the act of draining your red, white, and balls on an unsuspecting neighbour and then blaming it on Alaska.
Canada's History by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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Something erased from your mind by whiskey and marijuana to make room for the oft underappreciated genius of the writers of "The Colbert Report." For entries on ENABLER, see Barry Julien.
-Where's Canada?
-Canada's History, man.
-I know, but did you see Colbert last night?
-I don't know, man.
-Canada's History, man.
-I know, but did you see Colbert last night?
-I don't know, man.
Canada's History by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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Canada's History
Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.
Canada's History by Alexial February 6, 2010
Canada's History
When a girl makes a guy eat her beaver after she has been using a public toilet and hasn't wiped and then slaps him in the face and says, "Who is your Canadian momma, Bitch!?"
Guy 1: "So, I heard about Janet showing you Canada's History. "
Guy 2: "How did you hear about that?!"
Guy 2: "How did you hear about that?!"
Canada's History by janevonboo February 10, 2010
canada's history
a canuck guzzling maple syrup while jacking off in a beaver's tail and getting rammed from behind by moose antlers.
canada's history by colbertnation90806708 February 8, 2010
Canada's History
A depraved sexual act that involves the fat end of the hockey stick, an adoloesent moose antler, 13 ounces of maple syrup, and a black and white photo of Jim Carrey as the cable guy... It was crafted for centuries and stolen from the minds of ancient african warlords.
User beware: Canada's History has resulted in 3 deaths, 96 broken bones, and 3 lost dogs since it's introdution to North American in the early 20th century.
Canada's History by crl0322 February 8, 2010