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Canada's History 

An asshole that's hard to crack. Also known as "The Great Tight North."
I couldn't believe how hard it was to get into Canada's History. But once I was in, I was engrossed!
Canada's History by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.
The woman was not able to walk correctly for a week after experiencing Canada's history.
Canada's History by Alexial February 6, 2010

Canada's History 

When a girl makes a guy eat her beaver after she has been using a public toilet and hasn't wiped and then slaps him in the face and says, "Who is your Canadian momma, Bitch!?"
Guy 1: "So, I heard about Janet showing you Canada's History. "
Guy 2: "How did you hear about that?!"
Canada's History by janevonboo February 10, 2010

Canada's History 

Canada's History can refer to a strenuous sexual act but may also be used in place of the phrase "cum guzzling anal slut."
I can't believe he stole my waffles... what a Canada's History!
Canada's History by SClvr February 7, 2010

canada's history 

a canuck guzzling maple syrup while jacking off in a beaver's tail and getting rammed from behind by moose antlers.
I just did canada's history for five hours last night

Canada's History 

A depraved sexual act that involves the fat end of the hockey stick, an adoloesent moose antler, 13 ounces of maple syrup, and a black and white photo of Jim Carrey as the cable guy... It was crafted for centuries and stolen from the minds of ancient african warlords.
User beware: Canada's History has resulted in 3 deaths, 96 broken bones, and 3 lost dogs since it's introdution to North American in the early 20th century.
Canada's History by crl0322 February 8, 2010