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cougar life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
If you want to know what a cougar life is you can ask Hugh Hefner
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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Captain cougar

Tall beard man like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”
by Hookname December 4, 2020
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Cougar puberty

A middle aged or apparently near middle agea woman who is single ready to mingle for one unfortunate reason or another and is currently seeking promiscuous encounters with younger men.
Omg that chick just asked me to do something i never even heard of she had to be like 40 she must be going through cougar puberty
by Squirter13 July 21, 2025
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Cougar

Alyviah

Alyviah is a the definition of a cougar.
“is she a cougar like Alyviah tho?”
by cougarlife_101 June 2, 2025
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cougar jumper

aka CJ - A young guy who is trying to get with older women for the purpose of trying to date someone like his mom.
Andre is such a cougar jumper on Plenty of Fish.
by jess312 July 20, 2021
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Active cougar den

Used in conjunction with "walked into " basically its a room full of cougars in mid party. the worst of any kind involves both a open bar and a sex toy sales woman. many passing male interns have never returned upon going near such places
there were screeches , and horrifying sounds coming from the door. a young mail man and young sales man lay on the ground there clothes in tathers. the two young intern lawyers snuck a peek into near window. suddenly a cougar gave them a look. the boys realized they have to enter this active cougar den to hand mrs daley her divorce papers
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
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OG Cougars

A bunch a bitches, spoiled by their parents, and who are also very gay with each other, and take showers together
The OG Cougars are the gayest group at Sports Weekend...#NoCap
by BigSauceMan July 6, 2019
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