A term used in reference to a joke revolving around two travelers that enter a forbidden realm in Africa. The price for entering the forbidden realm is CONGA, an alternative to death by the african natives.
The first traveler, not knowing what CONGA is, finds himself choosing CONGA instead of death. A group of men then promptly put him on a table and rape his body in every orifice (see "HOLE"). Hard.
The second traveler, seeing this atrocity, decides he would rather die than be submitted to CONGA.
"VERY WELL," Says the African Warlord. "YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH... By CONGA!!!"
And so is the joke. CONGA is a word often repeated by those entranced by it's powerful meaning.
The first traveler, not knowing what CONGA is, finds himself choosing CONGA instead of death. A group of men then promptly put him on a table and rape his body in every orifice (see "HOLE"). Hard.
The second traveler, seeing this atrocity, decides he would rather die than be submitted to CONGA.
"VERY WELL," Says the African Warlord. "YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH... By CONGA!!!"
And so is the joke. CONGA is a word often repeated by those entranced by it's powerful meaning.
by Mark Crutchley August 25, 2005
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Congs is a novel way of saying congrats. Origin trails back to a unique person popularly called the gatra. His passions included eating cookies cooked on used underpants. His other inventions included coolvivs, vivs, but is known to have added special dimension to the meaning of bamboo, papaya, melons.
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The facial expressiong given to someone by one or more people when that someone has performed a deed not worth approval. Usuall given by a group of friends.
usually replaces the expression: "bitch move!".
The facial expressiong given to someone by one or more people when that someone has performed a deed not worth approval. Usuall given by a group of friends.
usually replaces the expression: "bitch move!".
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