Cabbage

the most disgusting thing to ever exist.

“want some cabbage?”
“No dude wtf cabbage is disgusting you sick monster”

by wheresmyspaghett January 6, 2019

Cabbage

A President who cannot formulate coherent sentences and shits his britches.

Hey President Cabbage, you left your dignity over here.

by Vernonopolis November 24, 2021

Wet Cabbage

Filling up a girls pussy with water and then fucking her till shes empty

I wet cabbaged marie last night, It made such a mess

by Stochii_ May 28, 2022

milk cabbage

another name for cole slaw, which is already shitty enough as it is

i hate milk cabbage

by fuck u milk cabbage August 22, 2017

muff cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You muff cabbage, go back to New Jersey!

by erye777 October 19, 2010

Cabbage Patch Doll

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.

My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.

by Millo92 January 21, 2022

Pink Cabbage

The inner part of the vagina , the labia and all pink parts of the vagina

Vincent: That girl Lanett has the loveliest garden of pink cabbage between her sexy dark coco thighs

by Vvicked Vvitch October 22, 2022