blonde brunette

When a natural brunette is as dumb as a door nail

Tara: How funny is it that female Lions are called Tigers?!
Jeremy: WTF?! Lions and Tigers are two different animals. You're such a blonde brunette!

blonde brunette by The Vivacious T October 11, 2016

blondabee 

chicks who want to be blondes...blonde wannabes

Trixie came back from the salon with her hair died like a blondabee

blondabee by speechwrecker June 14, 2016

blondezilla 

A bipolar somewhat agressive, easily agitated daughter with blonde hair.

Sam:"shhhh...don't wake blondezilla.

blondezilla by Hat696968 March 4, 2017

blonde lacrosse kid 

A kid who is blonde and plays lacrosse and or soccer is white and thinks that he is cool

Man 1: You know that blonde lacrosse kid?
Man 2: Yeah the one that plays soccer and lacrosse and is trash?
Man 1: Yeah the one who thinks he is cool
Man 2: He looks like he brushed his teeth and took a big bite into a grapefruit

blonde lacrosse kid by Kyrieboi November 11, 2017

blonde sheep 

Blonde sheep, a massive muppet with curly blonde hair. usually name Toby. also goat can mean the exact same.

omg! look its toby, blonde sheep

blonde sheep by MassiveMuppet234 February 26, 2018

Blonde Nigger

A girl that is white, but tries to be black.

Guy 1: Yo you seen that girl vicky on dr.phil?
Guy 2: Yea she is a blonde nigger.

Blonde Nigger by Sparkles_45 January 23, 2019

Blonder 

When someone is clearly more blonde than someone else or when someone behaves in a way that's more blonde than anyone else

person1 "No, you're blonde!"
person2 "YOU'RE BLONDER THEN"

Blonder by Somma is gay July 24, 2020