Guys help I don't understand why everyone is posting this on Snapchat and Instagram. This makes no sense and I love men
Blake gets no bitches
by Blakeywakey November 21, 2021

My buddy Blake took 7 Irish Car-Bombs during brunch last Sunday. By 3pm he face planted and chipped his tooth.. dude was absolutely Blaked.
by Ozboss January 20, 2022

He is very very mean and he also gets very mad if you take his grippie. Remember do not take his grippie he will rage and throw all your stuff all over the place.
by BlakeyIsNotHot June 6, 2018

A young man who typically shorter and stays more secluded than others might. Loves to listen to music and only wears shorts. He comes from a very good looking family and shares those same looks. Even though quite handsome only talks to one girl at a time making sure to not come off as a jackass. going back to a Blake's family, they usually reside in a high atop castle in the suburbs of Kentucky(Kinda like the Walt disney one).
Girl: "I'd love to talk to Blake but he is already talking to some girl and I can't even reach him in his suburban tower."
by CollinEsmier :) September 25, 2022

by sodhvb May 3, 2018

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