ballsack belt buckle

you pull your balls above your dick, so that way its sticking out of your pants. anytime a girl looks at it, you say "Hey, my eyes are up here y'know" like they've done to us

girl: *Looks down*
guy: "My eyes are up here"
girl: "but your ballsack is out"
guy: "so's the top of your boobs, and it's called a ballsack belt buckle"

by teeheepeelee December 11, 2023

bumping belts

A sexual orientation that is conducted by hips, touching hips. When fully enveloped in the deed.

After some drinks, we began bumping belts

by KnightHawk29 February 13, 2024

Clown's belt

a sphincter that is lacking in elasticity

"don't go there mate, my pal kicked her back door in a couple of weeks back and he reckons she's got a backnose like a clown's belt!"

"that fuckin' stinks,and it didn't even make a sound bruv, you must have a clown's belt!"

by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009

moths belt

When your friend gets a janky ass spray tan

Jake went to the salon and ended up with a moths belt.

by Tguz10 May 17, 2017

Orion’s Belt

When a woman’s breasts hang so low that her nipples line up with her belly button, thus resembling the Orion’s Belt constellation.

“Oh my god, look at Alyssa’s massive mammories! They’re dangling so low it looks like three dots in a row, just like Orion’s Belt!

by TheCanon13 June 3, 2021

worm's belt

Euphemism for a tight pussy, similar to a mouse's ear though one assumes not as hairy.

Last night was both a trial and a triumph as she is as tight as a worm's belt.

by Philfius Maximus November 5, 2014

moschino belt

an ugly belt for an ugly classist gutter rat.

the moschino belt is ugly claude

by thebeltisuglyclaude September 17, 2019