A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.
Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.
by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024
Get the Blue haired bagelmug. by quibblee May 4, 2021
Get the bagel cultmug. It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.
by Muffins. August 24, 2022
Get the Blumpkin bagelmug. The most heavenly concoction of bagel and sauce and cheese and oregano that hides your crazy and gets you dates.
by Fitxzie February 12, 2018
Get the Pizza Bagelsmug. Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.
by stalebagel February 14, 2021
Get the Ripe Bagelmug. 
by Laughing at God February 15, 2021
Get the Bagelmug.