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Chain Bag

Chain bag (cheyn-bag) a douche bag, chain sporting tool who thinks he is better than everyone else, when in fact is the biggest fag in the bar. Easily spotted by wearing Gotti hair, popped collars and of course, fake gold chains. Often found along side skank bags and bitch bags in your regularly visited bar
"That guy thinks he is god's gift to woman"

"Yeah, someone should really tell him he is just another chain bag"
by Dreamgirlie May 18, 2009
mugGet the Chain Bagmug.

Bag it and bang it

Where someone has a great body but an ugly face so you put a bag over their face and bang it.
Bad hoe
ugly doe
bag it and bang it

"Yo look at dat ass"
"Yeah but that face you nasty..."
"Ill just bag it and bang it!"
by BossManD December 14, 2012
mugGet the Bag it and bang itmug.

Gravy bag

A condom AKA a thin rubber sheath worn on a man's penis during sexual intercourse as a contraceptive or as protection against infection pregnancy and STIs.
"I just came in a gravy bag"
"Gravy bags prevent pregnancy and STIs"
by Bitty15 November 14, 2018
mugGet the Gravy bagmug.

tuna bag

My grandma buys me tuna bags every Christmas.
by Iggy Marie May 2, 2019
mugGet the tuna bagmug.

bag of hurt

Something that is complex and riddled too many issues to be workable. Fraught with uncertainties. A 'do it at your own risk' thing.

Steve Jobs famously called Blu-ray, a bag of hurt when asked if Apple planned to include a Blu-ray drive in their Macs. This was when the HD-DVD vs Blu-ray format-war was still unresolved and there was a lot of uncertainty surrounding the technology
1. AMD processors and Hackintosh? That's a bag of hurt.

2. Internet Explorer and CSS 3? That's a bag of hurt.
by Vulturo September 30, 2009
mugGet the bag of hurtmug.

lady bags

n the breasts, col; a slang term used to define the female mammary glands
man her lady bags are sagging
by the boss ross March 19, 2012
mugGet the lady bagsmug.

Dahmer Bag

Any extremely over-stuffed black garbage bag. Generally found in a home kitchen as family members sequentially avoid taking the garbage out by double-stuffing the present bag to the point it can barely be closed.

Inspired by images of numerous Forensic Officers exiting Serial Killer Jeffery Dahmer’s apartment with bulging black bags full of body parts.
(noun): “That Dahmer Bag is about ready to blow…., but I think this Pizza Box will still fit”

(verb): “Hey man, don’t Dahmer that bag just take it out
by felhazcal September 25, 2012
mugGet the Dahmer Bagmug.

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