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Tv Baby

Someone who was raised by the Television. Instead of the parents hireing a babysitter they plant the kid(s) in front of the television. In turn the tv raises the kid.
That boy is a TV baby. Dont they ever get out of the house top play with other kids?
by itsEViLDeDdotcom September 20, 2011
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grass baby

A grass baby is a tiny pot of grass. Usually couple grow it together, and call it a grass baby !
Me and my boyfriend have grass baby, we check it everyday to see its growth!
by Grassbaby101 April 17, 2017
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Boob baby

A baby made from touching a boob.
This baby can come in the small or big child variety.
Tyler- BRUH, YOURE PROBABLY A FRICKING BOOB BABY

John- I’m just trying to listen to dubstep and eat a hot pocket. STOP THAT.
by Bobbyisnotoriginal May 16, 2020
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Fix-it baby

when a marriage is going wrong spouses will often have what is known as a 'fix it baby.' A fix it baby is suppose to enhance family harmony and promote family solidarity. However, if the issue isn't resolved within the marriage than a baby will only be a temporary patch in hole of your marriage.
"Hey man, my wife and I have been having a lot of fights lately... I'm not sure if our marriage is going to make it... I don't know what to do."

"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."

"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."

"I never said it was permanent."
by The Credible Hulk November 12, 2012
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Weiner Baby

A guy who is gay but is afraid to admit it because of the social impact on there life.
Chris is a Weiner Baby, he doesn't want to tell anyones he gay. #gayyy
by BIG DADDY AARON October 30, 2019
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Baby Friday

Thursday is often referred to as Baby Friday.
by talk2me-JCH2 November 3, 2023
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Baby Sherpa

A flaccid Millennial dad with no job who roams around town carrying numerous infants.
Did you see that Baby Sherpa at Starbucks? I hear he has a PHD in psychology but is staying home with the kids.
by GlamorousMisanthrope September 27, 2019
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