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Despite how skinny he is, Timmy sure has quite the burrito.
by Lawen McSheezy January 25, 2007
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burrage

Sanguine, well-read, and fascinating conversationalists, the Burrages are descended from a fearsome race of Gallic surfers. Their heads, which are perfectly proportioned, are handsome and usually adorned with a hat of the prevailing fashion.

Both a noun and a verb, one can either burrage (approach a task with vigour and panache), or be a bit of a burrage, ie refined yet virile.
"Look at that bloke with the excellent hat! Clearly a burrage."
"Yes, and observe the way he burrages by shooting and skinning that wild pig, afterwards incorporating it into a tasty and excellent risotto."
by John W B July 26, 2008
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Burrito Balls

When you push both testicles into a woman's ass and then pull them out with shit and blood on them.
I Burrito Balled this chick the other night. When I pulled my burrito balls out they were coated with beef and taco sauce.
by FROMOjoe October 27, 2007
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BURRILLVILLE HILLBILLY GANGS

COON NUNES, OR GRAVEY DAVEY IS A FAGGOT FOR BELIEVING THERE IS SUCH A THING OF "GANGS" (Bloods and or Crips) IN THE TOWN OF BURRILLVILLE

ex: "Im gonna my set up on your ass for disrespecting my blood brothers"

ex #2: "BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT"

ex #3: If "he" reads this..."YO IMA GET MY BURRILLVILLE GANGS ON YOU NIKKA, AND IMA FIND YOU AND SLIT YOUR THROAT"
ex #4: "Hi, my name is ____ and Im an alcoholic, I smoke "weed", no Im lying, I smoke Cloud Nine, that doesnt show up in piss tests because Im a loser. I believe in BURRILLVILLE HILLBILLY GANGS, and that Im apart of them. (:
by afag101 January 22, 2012
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vaseline burrito

The most insulting body part a man can offer to feed a woman.
"Hey baby, how about a big salty bite of my vaseline burrito?"
by Good Good October 7, 2005
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burrbit

owner of all counterstrike source players; kamakaze

**symptoms: uber micro
**affiliated with: team-afk
omigosh burrbit just pwnted me in the face
by ryandude111 September 24, 2005
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burrito hangover

The general feeling of malaise or physical discomfort brought on from a late night visit to Qdoba Mexican Grill. Most symptoms can be compared with a hangover from alcohol consumption. The victim of such a condition is often struck the following morning, not the same evening, after having eaten an entire (read: "amazing") breakfast burrito between the hours of 12am and 5am.

Major symptoms include severe stomach cramps, light-headedness, uninhibited and unbridled flatulence, limited or total loss of most motor skills, temporary amnesia, numbness in the genital region, and a lack of concern for personal hygiene or safety. Luckily, unlike a typical hangover, there is a quick and effective remedy.

It seems peppermints cure the stomach aches, the nausea, and the bad breath associated with this particular ailment.

Consuming large quantities of Qdoba before bed IS, however, recommended as a remedy for insomnia as the masticator will be sent into a most refreshing coma merely one hour after defeating their breakfast burrito. One must simply take into account the desire for sleep versus the amount of pain to be burdened the following morning, with consideration to the amount of peppermints one may or may not have at their disposal.
"Oh man, I can't believe I went to Qdobes last night when I had to be up so early. Bro, I have a 'burrito hangover' like you wouldn't believe. Screw it, I ain't goin' to work today, I ain't got no peppermints."

Person 1: "Why isn't {censored for protection} as productive this morning?"

Person 2: "Oh {he/she/it} is hungover from last night"
Person 1(probably some lame manager who is not in the know): "{He/She/It} has been drinking?!?!"
Person 2(most likely a cool, secondary manager who's finger rides the pulse): "No, a 'Burrito Hangover'. Just give {him/her/it} a candy cane and they should be fine in an hour."
by konfuzion13 February 5, 2010
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