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Baby Friday

Thursday is often referred to as Baby Friday.
by talk2me-JCH2 November 3, 2023
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Baby Sherpa

A flaccid Millennial dad with no job who roams around town carrying numerous infants.
Did you see that Baby Sherpa at Starbucks? I hear he has a PHD in psychology but is staying home with the kids.
by GlamorousMisanthrope September 27, 2019
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Fix-it baby

when a marriage is going wrong spouses will often have what is known as a 'fix it baby.' A fix it baby is suppose to enhance family harmony and promote family solidarity. However, if the issue isn't resolved within the marriage than a baby will only be a temporary patch in hole of your marriage.
"Hey man, my wife and I have been having a lot of fights lately... I'm not sure if our marriage is going to make it... I don't know what to do."

"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."

"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."

"I never said it was permanent."
by The Credible Hulk November 12, 2012
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Baby Yodasexual

Someone that's only attracted someone extremely cute and perfect.
Ever since the baby yodasexual started watching The Mandalorian, I've never been able to get so much as a hug out of them.
by Sherof December 23, 2019
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Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.
Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?
by MrFred0 June 27, 2022
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Tv Baby

Someone who was raised by the Television. Instead of the parents hireing a babysitter they plant the kid(s) in front of the television. In turn the tv raises the kid.
That boy is a TV baby. Dont they ever get out of the house top play with other kids?
by itsEViLDeDdotcom September 20, 2011
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trucker baby

When you are having sexual relations with you partner in the behind to completion, and some drips out and into the vagina and impregnated the women
Me and Sara don't have to worry about getting pregnant we only do it in the butt. Bro aren't your worried about having a trucker baby
by Eaglesfan8283 April 20, 2016
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