More accurate form of beer snob. Snobs tend to believe one brand is best and will not try others. for instance Joe Dipshit claims to be a beer drinker yet will only drink Bud Light. That is a beer snob. A beer asshole on the other hand enjoys the flavor of beer and tries a huge variety. A beer asshole will also speak truthfully about a bad beer(aka anything Budweiser miller coors).
by beerish August 1, 2014
Get the Beer Asshole mug.Reacting to a personal financial deficit by not providing for one's basic human necessities and ignoring one's obligations to others in whatever means is most self serving while still managing to purchase one's vice.
Me: I'm broke. Like not being able to buy food, and having to choose between the mortgage and the power, but still managing to buy cigarettes type of broke.
Her: oh you mean an asshole kind of broke? 😊
Me: That's a good name for it. I bounce between nigga rich and asshole broke.
Her: oh you mean an asshole kind of broke? 😊
Me: That's a good name for it. I bounce between nigga rich and asshole broke.
by PandaCase December 4, 2013
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Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understanding of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.
Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understanding of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.
His prickishness had gone so far that he'd finally attained jerk-nirvana... he'd become the Dalai Lama of douches; dubbed "Sublime Asshole" by all that saw him.
by Dev_ March 12, 2011
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by imnaughty134 November 16, 2011
Get the Candy Asshole mug.A slang term used when describing "Ass to Mouth". When the giver of anal sex immediately becomes the reciever of oral sex.
"He took it out of her ass and put it in her mouth? Sounds like an Asshole Popsicle. That shits not cool"
by JeremyVC February 21, 2010
Get the Asshole Popsicle mug.A person who is deeply compassionate for others yet cannot stand incompetence or idiocy even though it occurs all around them. This results in a complete dick who feels terrible about things they do every day but cannot stop them.
girl:Hey so who was Hitler again, I missed the lesson on it.
Sympathetic Asshole:You are fucking retarded, why did your parents fornicate to produce something as retarded as you?
10 minutes later
Sympathetic Asshole:Damn I feel bad about cussing that girl out.
Sympathetic Asshole:You are fucking retarded, why did your parents fornicate to produce something as retarded as you?
10 minutes later
Sympathetic Asshole:Damn I feel bad about cussing that girl out.
by Sympathetic Asshole November 19, 2010
Get the Sympathetic Asshole mug.Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.
Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.
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"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.
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"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"
by King McCool May 23, 2008
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