More accurate form of beer snob. Snobs tend to believe one brand is best and will not try others. for instance Joe Dipshit claims to be a beer drinker yet will only drink Bud Light. That is a beer snob. A beer asshole on the other hand enjoys the flavor of beer and tries a huge variety. A beer asshole will also speak truthfully about a bad beer(aka anything Budweiser miller coors).
by beerish August 01, 2014
The art of boosting the price of a service because of how incompetent and thoughtless the customer was.
...Little shit asked me to go do a job at 8 PM! I told him no, and he said "How about tomorrow, after lunch?". I accepted, though I still put a fifty dollar Asshole Tax on it.
by Dinjoralo April 11, 2011
When the anus is sugar coated to create surgary opening in the ass crack making rim jobs more delicious and sensational. Named after the famous soccer/football player Esteban Cambiasso due to the similarity in names.
by imnaughty134 November 16, 2011
An ASSHOLE VAN is a large Econoline size van, typically used for commercial purposes. Whenever you encounter someone in a van like this on the road, that person is an ASSHOLE. It could be a phenomenon similar to the movie "Christine" where the vehicle possesses the owner somehow. These vans are usually driven by git-r-duns.
When you encounter such a van, try to avoid contact with it but don’t back down. That’s exactly what they want you to do.
When you encounter such a van, try to avoid contact with it but don’t back down. That’s exactly what they want you to do.
On the road, some big ass van cuts you off or just comes into your lane. That's an ASSHOLE VAN.
If there is a lane that ends and everyone is merging in and some asshole in a big van tries to run waay up to the front and cut off a bunch of people... That's an ASSHOLE VAN.
If there is a lane that ends and everyone is merging in and some asshole in a big van tries to run waay up to the front and cut off a bunch of people... That's an ASSHOLE VAN.
by Takuban November 16, 2006
by Telephony May 07, 2016
someone who at all times is on some form of electronic communication device for fear of missing out on a text, twitter, skype or FB communication.
where's jenny? You mean the connectivity asshole? She's on her computer waiting for someone to make her relevant by tagging her on FB
by theham December 29, 2013
1.It's the embodiment of asshole no one can ever come close to how much of an asshole, Asshole Antlion is. 2.That one asshole that's always there, especially in Youtube comments. 3.A person that's a professional at grabbing ass. 4.A person that's born an asshole no rhyme nor reason just wants to burn the world with their stupidity.
by The dankest man handler August 10, 2017