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Sublime Asshole

Noun;
Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understanding of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.
His prickishness had gone so far that he'd finally attained jerk-nirvana... he'd become the Dalai Lama of douches; dubbed "Sublime Asshole" by all that saw him.
by Dev_ March 12, 2011
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Candy Asshole

When the anus is sugar coated to create surgary opening in the ass crack making rim jobs more delicious and sensational. Named after the famous soccer/football player Esteban Cambiasso due to the similarity in names.
I love anal, but the best is when your girl lets you give her a nice candy asshole.
by imnaughty134 November 16, 2011
mugGet the Candy Assholemug.

Asshole Tax

The art of boosting the price of a service because of how incompetent and thoughtless the customer was.
...Little shit asked me to go do a job at 8 PM! I told him no, and he said "How about tomorrow, after lunch?". I accepted, though I still put a fifty dollar Asshole Tax on it.
by Dinjoralo April 29, 2011
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asshole broke

Reacting to a personal financial deficit by not providing for one's basic human necessities and ignoring one's obligations to others in whatever means is most self serving while still managing to purchase one's vice.
Me: I'm broke. Like not being able to buy food, and having to choose between the mortgage and the power, but still managing to buy cigarettes type of broke.

Her: oh you mean an asshole kind of broke? 😊

Me: That's a good name for it. I bounce between nigga rich and asshole broke.
by PandaCase December 4, 2013
mugGet the asshole brokemug.

asshole driving

When a driver tends to burnout just to catch someone's attention, pulls out in front of cars, driving very risky possibly leading to someone's injury/death.
What were you doing back there? That was some asshole driving you were doing.
by Dontstopgetitgetit March 16, 2014
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blue asshole

Being a dick and also sad at the same time
Wow you can be such a blue asshole sometimes!
by largebread July 5, 2017
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asshole pinche

1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.

2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole
" no please! not another asshole pinche!"
by coco lala banks December 2, 2013
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